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Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
02/26/2019 at 07:57 • Filed to: E X T R A T H I C C

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DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > PS9
02/26/2019 at 08:08

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they serious?

doesn’t say how much it weighs though


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > PS9
02/26/2019 at 08:10

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Would that be allowed on a plane? Looks like it could be considered a weapon.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > PS9
02/26/2019 at 08:11

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18,000?! Damn that's a lot of battery. 


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > PS9
02/26/2019 at 08:24

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I kinda like it.

But my phone tastes are not very main stream. 


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > PS9
02/26/2019 at 08:26

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Just  give me a goddamn removable battery dammit!


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > PS9
02/26/2019 at 08:27

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... and it’ll still have a SOT of 2 hours with that garbage Mediatek SoC.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > PS9
02/26/2019 at 08:37

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I would absolutely give us some compactness and light weight for Double the battery life.

Honestly I think the my iPhone, a 6S is too thin, I think it would be more comfortable able I’d it was twice as thick. 


Kinja'd!!! jimz > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
02/26/2019 at 08:57

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I would absolutely give us some compactness a nd light weight for Double the battery life.

no argument there, but this thing is rather like asking someone for a drink of water only to have them blast you in the face with a fire hose.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > pip bip - choose Corrour
02/26/2019 at 08:58

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you could probably measure it in stone


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > vondon302
02/26/2019 at 09:09

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1. removable battery

2. removable memory card

plz thx


Kinja'd!!! DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > vondon302
02/26/2019 at 09:09

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This right here is truly the answer. When I had my Note 3 I had several spare batteries, and when one died I’d just swap it out. Boom. 100%. 


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > functionoverfashion
02/26/2019 at 09:19

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No, you don’t seem to understand. Our batteries are the best in the business. And there is no need for memory if you utilize iCloud, which seamlessly synchronizes all of your photos, baubles, widgets, apps, gadgets, blingbits, and contacts among your 12 Apple devices and up to 5 household users, ensuring you’ll never find anything you really need and will remain a part of our planned obsolescence cycle as you throw your iPhone and iPad against the wall in anger every 18-24 months.

--Steve Jobs, 2008


Kinja'd!!! facw > vondon302
02/26/2019 at 09:22

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No! Why compromise battery capacity by having a removable? Maybe they should be offering a thicker phone for more battery, but in an age of widely available usb power banks, decreasing battery size and losing waterproofing (or making it drastically more complicated) is a terrible trade off.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > facw
02/26/2019 at 09:27

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The batteries only last a year and a half in my experience and I’ve never dropped my phone into water so give me the damn removable battery.

It’s planned obsolescence. My moto was never the same after I opened it up replaced the battery.


Kinja'd!!! facw > PS9
02/26/2019 at 09:27

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Still might be more compact that the Otterbox D efender?

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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PS9
02/26/2019 at 09:28

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It's USB C I better be able to charge my laptop with that. 


Kinja'd!!! facw > vondon302
02/26/2019 at 09:30

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My phone is 3.5 years old, my last phone was the same age when I replaced it. Neither has any noticeable decrease in max battery life. We aren’t talking early 2000s battery tech here (or at least we shouldn’t be, I don’t know what Motorola is doing).

The removable battery was great in my HTC EVO 4G, which sucked down battery, but the modern phones I’ve had seem fine in that regard. And carrying an external pack really isn’t much of a downgrade over being able to slap in a replacement battery. Meanwhile if you go replaceable, you are losing something like 20% capacity for a given size, because the battery needs more structure and protection. That 20% may be the difference between a phone that can make it through the day, and one where you have to be swapping the battery all the time.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > Ash78, voting early and often
02/26/2019 at 09:35

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“Our new iPod can hold 10,000 songs!”

*goes to iTunes: songs cost $1.00*

-2004


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > facw
02/26/2019 at 09:37

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Wow. My Samsung wasn't much better but I do listen to podcasts all day at work. That might be killing it.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Ash78, voting early and often
02/26/2019 at 09:47

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With iPhones the irony is that removable storage isn’t really an issue, but Apple made it one to justify markups by  releasing base models with stupidly low capacities like 16 and 32GB so they could get people to fork out an extra $100 for 128.


Kinja'd!!! facw > vondon302
02/26/2019 at 09:51

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I wouldn’t expect that use much power (and in theory drops should be related to number of full charge cycles, though heat can play a role as well).

The phones in question for me are a Galaxy S7 (I was disappointed with initial battery life, probably due to the always on display, but it hasn’t lost anything noticeable from that, and you’d notice, because as I said, the starting point wasn’t great. It does rarely go insane and start draining like 1- 2% a minute, but that’s got to be some rouge app or poorly coded Samsung crap, because most of the time, it’s fine). The older one is an HTC One (M7) which was great throughout it’s life (I recall they switched battery types because they knew it would be bad to see significant capacity loss in a non-replicable battery). Until recently I had to use it from time to time because my blood pressure monitor didn’t work with my S7, and it seemed to be doing fine (in addition to the relatively impressive feat of holding charge for months at time while off).


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > PS9
02/26/2019 at 10:03

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Thats a whole chonk


Kinja'd!!! user314 > PS9
02/26/2019 at 10:09

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Absolute unit. 


Kinja'd!!! CONTINENTLDRIFT02-They call me Don > PS9
02/26/2019 at 11:07

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You wan t more phone with that battery?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
02/26/2019 at 12:06

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